I Have Learned Nothing

Here are my thoughts - they aren't particularly clever or well put but here they are.

I want out. I want the secret of the universe to NOT be the law of attraction because it doesn't work for me even though I understand it completely and know that it works.

I want my air conditioning to WORK. I'm sick of being told that it does when it has been on all day, costing me a small fortune and it's still 100 degrees in my apartment.

I want stupid people to get off the streets and highways.

I want my neighbor to stop doing the dishes at midnight because I can hear it even though he pretends it isn't him. It is YOU.

I want to stop being so nice. I want to not get the shaft all the freaking time.

The law of the universe blows.